Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring with a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and variscose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13. And last, but not least ... Thongs and Depends!
NELLY FURTADO: "I'm Like A Bird"
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*"The path of the enlightened one leaves no track. It is like the path of
birds in the sky."* (Buddha)
13 years ago
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